Funky Diesel: a sativa strain with 20% THC, known for energetic, euphoric, creative.
0–100 profile derived from cannabinoids, effects, and terpenes.
Funky Diesel delivers a sativa experience from Sour Diesel × Bubble Gum. At 20% THC, Myrcene-led, bringing energetic, euphoric, creative. Taste: diesel
Collectors hunt Funky Diesel phenos with pronounced Myrcene. sativa genetics from Unknown. Moderate dosing recommended. Best morning.
The Unknown version of Funky Diesel is the gold standard. Look for official packaging with batch numbers. Seeds should be dark with tiger stripes.
A sativa cross of Haze × various landraces, Amnesia tests ~22.5% THC with a Myrcene nose. uplifted, euphoric, energetic, flavors of citrus, earthy, sweet. Used for depression, stress, fatigue. Score: 9/10.
Fuel blends Unknown into a sativa strain at 22.5% THC. Myrcene-rich profile: energetic, euphoric, creative. Taste: diesel, pungent, chemical. For stress, pain, anxiety. Score: 8.3/10.
Future #1 blends Unknown into a sativa strain at 27.5% THC. Myrcene-rich profile: euphoric, energetic, creative. Taste: sweet, fruity, tropical. For stress, pain, anxiety. Score: 8.8/10.
Golden Ticket delivers a sativa experience from Unknown. At 22% THC, Myrcene-led, bringing euphoric, energetic, creative. Taste: sweet, citrus, tropical. Medical: stress, pain, anxiety. Score: 8.3/10.
Haze Berry delivers a sativa experience from Unknown. At 20% THC, Myrcene-led, bringing energetic, euphoric, creative. Taste: berry, sweet, haze. Medical: stress, pain, anxiety. Score: 8/10.
Haze Queen blends Unknown into a sativa strain at 22.5% THC. Myrcene-rich profile: energetic, euphoric, creative. Taste: citrus, pine, haze. For stress, pain, anxiety. Score: 8.3/10.
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Parents: Sour Diesel × Bubble Gum
Ideal for morning use due to its clean cerebral motivation, helping you stay active and focused without inducing muscle heaviness.
Medical marijuana patients frequently turn to Funky Diesel to help manage symptoms associated with stress, pain, anxiety. The strain's energetic and euphoric properties are reported to help ease tension, reduce physical discomfort, and lift mood without causing excessive grogginess.
Evidence level: high — Backed by extensive clinical research surveys confirming cannabinoids alleviate persistent nerve discomfort.
Instant cerebral lift. A tingling sensation behind the eyes accompanied by a rush of mental motivation.
Heightened sensory awareness. Music sounds deeper, colors look vibrant, and focus transitions into creative flow.
Energetic peak. Uplifted thoughts, laughter, and high motivation. Ideal for outdoor adventures or writing.
Mellow wind-down. Cerebral buzz settles into a peaceful, clear-headed calm. No hard crash.
Typical duration: 2.5 to 3.5 hours
Mental: Highly active, associative thinking, clear-headed.
Body: Light, active, high physical coordination.
Creative professionals, hikers, and anyone looking for active daytime energy without physical lethargy.
Avoid using this strain late at night if you are prone to racing thoughts, as the energetic high may interfere with sleep.
The secret to unlocking the full potential of Funky Diesel lies in temperature control. To preserve its delicate Myrcene terpenes, vaporize at 334°F (168°C) rather than combusting. This triggers the entourage effect, blending its 20% THC with secondary cannabinoids. Because of its clean, uplifting energy, it is the perfect companion for your morning coffee or creative brainstorming sessions. Beginners should start with a single inhalation due to its fast-acting onset, while seasoned users can appreciate its deep, multi-layered terpene depth.
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